Wooden vanity project.

Derivative animated movie.

Frenetic and cheesy time-travel movie.

Romance that may have worked with an epic story arc.

Morons unworthy of sympathy mess up bank robbery. Sounds familiar.

Watchable science fiction that requires a whole heap of disbelief suspension, mostly at the characters’ decision-making.

Invincibility, bravado, and rock-like personality do not make for a good superhero.

Never finds a tone.

100 minutes of watchable discomfort.