Mostly gruesome, slightly comic.

Nostalgic farce with writing much less inspired than its casting.

Everything that you would expect half a movie to be.

Better than expected. Probably as good as a glorified B-movie will get. Director and/or screenwriter has obviously seen “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”.

As expected. Glad I waited to view both parts in one sitting.

Decent, as expected.

Great thriller with a good story and emotion; slightly less action than sufficient. Opening scene is awesome.

Logically impaired mash-up of ideas the author liked in other media.

Disappointing. Felt like being spoon-fed leftovers. The last half-hour is brutal, and on the whole is a waste of the cast.

Terrible. Calling it “grindhouse” is just an attempt at slotting a movie so bad it defies categorization.