Competent satire.

Panding pfaff.

A good effort from everyone on this uneven script.

Wow, dumb. Superman changes in a phone booth because he’s answering calls from the other actors phoning it in.

Pretty setting, paper-thin male characters, silly plot.

Earnest homage to a classic bad movie. Requires some investment.

Big names, bad movie.

Milla Jovovich fashion vehicle.

A cultural oddity.

Super lazy.