An epic journey film without metaphor.
Mamma Mia! (2008) 60%
May be impossible to watch without smiling, for one reason or another.
Magic Mike XXL (2015) 35%
All fan service.
Magic Mike (2012) 50%
Fairly novel take on an industry, much like “The Wrestler” in that way.
The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) 70%
One of Wes Anderson’s better efforts.
Reign of Fire (2002) 60%
The RiffTrax version is very good.
Ready Player One (2018) 60%
Glad it exists, and glad Spielberg made it, but severe third act logic issues and shallow characters keep this from being much better.
Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) 30%
Felt like they pasted yet another male-disparaging script from a different movie onto this one. I’ll choose to forget this sequel exists.
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010) 55%
Would have preferred another game from Mechner, but is ok, even if it only exists as an excuse for Jake Gyllenhaal to get buff.
Napoleon Dynamite (2004) 70%
Archetype for a particular indie quirk genre.