Flat thriller notable for Gere’s bad accent and Willis’ hair/wigs.

Nondescript heist movie with some good vehicle chases.

Good racing cinematography.

Fun whodunit.

Expert, suspenseful thriller.

Slow, as inevitable from being half a movie.

Boring stylized vampire movie. Source for many pop culture trivia questions.

Awfully bland for a movie about spiced food.

As objectionable as intended.