Couldn’t get past the smorgasbord of bad accents. Various characters sound like they are from the Iron Range in Minnesota, the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, or inside-the-loop Chicago. Essentially everywhere in the Midwest except Wisconsin, where the movie is supposed to be set.

Song stylings by Buddy Hackett (-10%).

Chris Pine is an acceptable Jack Ryan, and some of the cloak-and-dagger minutiae is fun, as things progress from one spy-movie cliche to another.

It is what it is. There is artistry here, but it’s just not my cup of tea (-20%).

Interesting.

Contains better filler than the previous installment.

Funny. Inspired many imitations of much lesser effect.

Well-acted.

Silly. Would have given it an 80% when I was 14.

Wish some of the creativity used for the killings was used for the characterization.