The train-top fight scene is cool, and Jackman is game, but the rest is kind of a slog.

Gussied-up mediocre creature feature.

25 years ago this would have been a hit. Now it is just silly, predictable, and derivative…but harmless.

Another Miyazaki classic. Beautiful, understated.

A watchable three hours of R-ratedness. Much more of a glorification of hedonism than any kind of satire or cautionary tale (as the makers would have you believe).

Should not exist.

Shallow, funny, and charming.

Not horrible road trip movie that I will never watch again.

Sentimental and somewhat unconvincing.

Josh Hartnett’s Scottish accent is poor. Or as he would say it, poooih.