If “The Big Chill” was scripted by and for a set of 27-year-old fussy babies.

Most expensive after-school television special ever.

Not nearly as bad as reported, but does seem to have something for everyone to hate.

Great idea decently executed.

In most respects, slightly worse than the original.

Relying on poop and badly scripted Leslie Mann lines for all of the humor was not a good idea.

Much less crude than others of similar ilk.

Shoot-em-up that purely serves as evidence that Salma Hayek has aged well.

Bad. Sick.

Much like “The Next Three Days”, I think the critics are off-base. The ending/climax was rushed, however, which may have ruined things for some viewers.