Delivers all that an action movie should.

An example of what life would be like if all master’s theses had production companies backing them.

Heckuva story that could have used less bullets.

A collection of illogical excuses for the main character to fight people.

A very good adventure tale, despite some strangeness to modern viewers that is typical of films from this era.

Intrigue bakes into frustration due to an excess of implication over exposition. Engaging lead performances.

Lightweight, with some funny moments.

Boring. Also, the turtles’ brand of humor has dropped the “wise” from wisecracking since 20 years ago.

A horrible waste of a talented cast.

Poor attempt at copying “The Fugitive”. May also hold a record for number of camera cuts.