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Conan the Barbarian (2011) 50%

Action-packed ridiculousness. I bet the director and producer very much wish that the 1982 movie was never made, because it gave people the wrong impression compared to the Robert Howard original character.

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May 9, 2015 jnizmo
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American Sniper (2015) 65%

Tense and engaging. Portrays a simplistic, absolutist morality typical of war movies. Which is to say that it is much more of a fantasy than the biography it purports to be.

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May 9, 2015 jnizmo
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The Cobbler (2015) 30%

Weak.

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May 6, 2015 jnizmo
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Mr. Turner (2014) 50%

The cinematography is impressive, as is Spall’s array of gutturals, but the story holds little interest.

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May 6, 2015 jnizmo
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Deep in the Darkness (2014) 30%

Cheap horror movie driven by illogical choices and lack of communication.

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May 5, 2015 jnizmo
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Antarctica: A Year on Ice (2014) 60%

Slightly interesting documentary with neat time-lapse shots.

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May 5, 2015 jnizmo
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The Sweetest Thing (2002) 20%

90 minutes of fatuous superficiality that one woman found funny.

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May 1, 2015 jnizmo
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The Incredibles (2004) 65%

Interesting and competent, but takes a while to get going, and is not for the youngest of viewers. A couple questionable casting choices as well.

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May 1, 2015 jnizmo
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The Escapist (2008) 55%

Tries to be too clever.

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May 1, 2015 jnizmo
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Final Destination 5 (2011) 10%

Extraordinarily rote, like reading a recipe. The movie equivalent of a Gallagher performance.

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April 22, 2015 jnizmo
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