Self-absorbed.

Raw, simple prison drama.

Good science fiction, well-acted.

I am a sucker for disaster movies, and Soderbergh pitches this one right over the plate.

Good-looking animated western homage. Probably best appreciated by people that watch movies professionally.

The original film did not need to be remade, but that said, this version is witty and well-done.

The Dude dons an indeterminate accent and fights witches and monsters with mediocre CGI. He also shares the screen with a couple of wooden young leads.

Well-produced experiment in difficult book adaptation. Frustrating to those who actually know something about sabermetrics or the economics of baseball.

Outstanding cast and a decent idea. Probably hit the ceiling for its premise.

Strange, predictable, and ultimately disappointing, despite the fact that I have a decent tolerance for bad Cage movies compared to many people. William Fichtner steals some scenes, and Amber Heard is fun to watch, so I guess that adds up to 30%.