A woman’s fantasy about what a wedding, honeymoon, and pregnancy should be like. Unintentionally funny.
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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) 35%
A woman’s fantasy about how men should fight for the right to be her protector.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) 35%
A woman’s fantasy of what werewolves should be like.
Twilight (2008) 35%
A woman’s fantasy of what vampires should be like.
Insurgent (2015) 30%
I wish the makers of this series would realize how awful it is, and deliver the silliness with a wink and a nod the way the Twilight folks seem to. Instead it is all humorless pander.
Salting the Battlefield (2014) 50%
Fairly intelligent political thriller, but loses much without the context of the earlier installments.
Run All Night (2015) 55%
Average crime thriller, with a decent effort from Neeson and Harris (+5%).
The Longest Ride (2015) 35%
I am suspicious that the books upon which movies like this are based are produced by a computer program (codenamed “Nicholas Sparks”) that takes a witch’s brew of inputs and spits out cheesy and contrived romantic stories. In this case, the inputs were “Jewish immigrants”, “the son of Clint Eastwood”, “art snobs”, “bull-riding cowboys”, and “North Carolina”.
The Water Diviner (2015) 60%
Not well directed, but an interesting milieu.
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015) 40%
Manic cartoon with no particularly likeable characters.