Romance that may have worked with an epic story arc.

Morons unworthy of sympathy mess up bank robbery. Sounds familiar.

Watchable science fiction that requires a whole heap of disbelief suspension, mostly at the characters’ decision-making.

Invincibility, bravado, and rock-like personality do not make for a good superhero.

Never finds a tone.

100 minutes of watchable discomfort.

A few funny bits in a hollow movie about a couple resolving problems most of the audience wish they had.

A replay of the original with money thrown at it.

Poised drama.