The slow parts are really slow. And Christensen, at least at this point in his career, is a terrible actor.

A technical achievement, at least for the watchable hour or so when Jar-Jar and young Anakin aren’t speaking.

Dark, atonal, funny, disturbing, worthwhile.

Do prospective cast members of these things receive a script to read, or just a personal check from Adam Sandler?

These people should stop traveling.

A defining comedic movie for a generation.

Comedy that gets old before it gets funny.

Gimmicky thriller.

Even with the tempered expectation of a brainless dance flick, it just isn’t very good.

A sci-fi spectacle made with great consideration for long-time Trek fans.