Looks good, and has some good performances, but it’s missing a compelling or thoughtful story.

May have worked better as the porn movie the title might imply.

Nice.

Just didn’t resonate.

Standard slasher. Rationality not included.

The story isn’t quite as good as the last edition, but everything else is.

About as good as I remember the original being.

An exciting, funny, epic adventure that looks good, sounds good, and has a good cast. Not sure what movie the critics were watching instead.

Awful, but held my two-year-old’s attention for ten minutes.

First of all, it looks and feels authentic. Second, the lack of background/context for the characters makes their occasional irrationality frustrating to reason about. Finally, the movie’s genius is in taking what would be considered understandable beliefs/behavior/actions and pushing them to the next level, which begets questionable morality and good drama.