Something got lost between the page and the screen, but it wasn’t anything physical. I think most reviewers simply have trouble with an immoral protagonist.

Without humor.

Created with a naive understanding of sex, religion, and politics.

Old-fashioned Cinemax Saturday-night fare. The parkour is neat, while the rest is quite silly.

Slow, without any sense of importance.

A good, cheap idea for the most part well executed. The outdoor shaky-cam is annoying, and the cast is not likeable enough to care what happens to them, but otherwise it’s well done.

A cheap knockoff of something. Not the worst Asylum effort ever, but the acting and writing are too poor for this to be so heavyhearted.

Sticky with sap from the Disney tree, but a good sports movie underneath.

A good performance by Jolie cannot rescue the awful screenplay. Who knew that Sleeping Beauty was really about a deadbeat dad?

A bit darker, smarter, and less wondrous than the previous installment.