Very 1987.

Meh. If HBO did “after-school specials”, this would be the result.

Glorification.

Weak-plotted scenery. Suspect a lot of the plot ended up on the cutting-room floor, likely to shoehorn a PG-13 rating from Sara Foster’s body.

Lovingly crafted shoot-em-up.

Mostly an average kid’s movie, but nods toward adults with a lot of movie references.

More name-brand actors than funny jokes, and maybe even lines of dialogue.

Gilliam magnum opus.

Great rendering of an interesting story; dated Vangelis dronetrack (-10%).

Interesting if nothing else; quite a few axes being ground.