Action-packed ridiculousness. I bet the director and producer very much wish that the 1982 movie was never made, because it gave people the wrong impression compared to the Robert Howard original character.
Author: jnizmo
American Sniper (2015) 65%
Tense and engaging. Portrays a simplistic, absolutist morality typical of war movies. Which is to say that it is much more of a fantasy than the biography it purports to be.
The Cobbler (2015) 30%
Weak.
Mr. Turner (2014) 50%
The cinematography is impressive, as is Spall’s array of gutturals, but the story holds little interest.
Deep in the Darkness (2014) 30%
Cheap horror movie driven by illogical choices and lack of communication.
Antarctica: A Year on Ice (2014) 60%
Slightly interesting documentary with neat time-lapse shots.
The Sweetest Thing (2002) 20%
90 minutes of fatuous superficiality that one woman found funny.
The Incredibles (2004) 65%
Interesting and competent, but takes a while to get going, and is not for the youngest of viewers. A couple questionable casting choices as well.
The Escapist (2008) 55%
Tries to be too clever.
Final Destination 5 (2011) 10%
Extraordinarily rote, like reading a recipe. The movie equivalent of a Gallagher performance.