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I am suspicious that the books upon which movies like this are based are produced by a computer program (codenamed “Nicholas Sparks”) that takes a witch’s brew of inputs and spits out cheesy and contrived romantic stories. In this case, the inputs were “Jewish immigrants”, “the son of Clint Eastwood”, “art snobs”, “bull-riding cowboys”, and “North Carolina”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am suspicious that the books upon which movies like this are based are produced by a computer program (codenamed “Nicholas Sparks”) that takes a witch’s brew of inputs and spits out cheesy and contrived romantic stories. In this case, the inputs were “Jewish immigrants”, “the son of Clint Eastwood”, “art snobs”, “bull-riding cowboys”, and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-1295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-movie-review"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnizmo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnizmo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnizmo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnizmo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnizmo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1295"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnizmo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1301,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnizmo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1295\/revisions\/1301"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jnizmo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnizmo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jnizmo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}